In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.
Personally, I think they should start doing this again
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”